Laugh whenever you can, wherever you can. Laughter has a way of keeping the gloom away. Enjoy the following jokes. I hope they will put a smile on your face.
On A Country Road
A car came careening round the corner of a country road and almost hit the car coming in the opposite direction. The woman driver in the car shouted, “Pig!”
The man, indignant, shouted back, “Woman driver!”
The man laughed because he was happy to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman, and as he took the turn on the road, drove straight into a pig on the road.
Town Miser
When the town miser died, a few charitable individuals gathered together for his funeral. Just before thy closed the box, the minister said, “Before we send this man’s soul to heaven, would someone like to get up and say a good word about him?”
Silence. Nothing.
“Please, friends,” said the minister, “just one good word.”
Just then a voice came up from the rear pews, “His brother was worse!”
Worst Day Of His Life
There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn’t move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down. The poor man started crying.
The truck driver turned and said: “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man crying.”
“No, it’s not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and then fired me.
“When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my wallet in the cab.
“I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home depressed and came to this bar. And now, when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison ...”
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