They say children say the damnedest things. Well, adults do too. Sometimes, we speak without thinking. Sometimes, due to the multiple meanings of the words, the meaning of what we want to convey came out all wrong.
Have you ever in a moment of carelessness said something you wish you hadn’t?
This is a collection of hilarious things some people said. Some are slips of the tongue, some are tongue firmly in cheek, some are instances of speaking without thinking, and some are satirical.
Here goes…
I have opinions of my own – strong opinions – but I don’t always agree with them. - Unknown
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand. - Charles De Gaulle
I may have many faults, but being wrong ain’t one of them. - Jimmy Hoffa
I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it’s not a lie. - Mark Wahlberg
I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least five years. - Samuel Goldwyn
I never read a book before reviewing it; it prejudices a man so. - Sydney Smith
I never said most of the things I said. - Yogi Berra
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and my father. - Greg Norman
I spent the afternoon musing on Life. If you come to think of it, what a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else, don’t you know, if you see what I mean. - P. G. Wodehouse
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. - Benjamin Franklin
I wanna live ‘til I die, no more, no less. - Eddie Izzard
I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong. - Samuel Goldwyn
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive. - Samuel Goldwyn
If it isn’t one thing, it’s another, unless it’s neither. - Unknown
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