If you work too hard … there’s never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough … you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
If you get a promotion ahead of her … that is favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you … it’s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks … it’s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet … it’s male indifference.
If you make a decision without consulting her … you’re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you … she’s a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy…that’s domination.
If she asks you … it’s a favour.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear … you’re a pervert.
If you don’t … you’re gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape … you’re sexist.
If you don’t … you’re unromantic.
If you buy her flowers … you’re after something.
If you don’t … you’re not thoughtful.
If she has a headache … she’s tired.
If you have a headache … you don’t love her anymore.
If you want it too often … you’re oversexed.
If you don’t … there must be someone else.
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