Whole articles?  Ain't nobody got time for that!  That's why Y'all need Meme the News.   Memes are salty.  Think before you scroll. 

This guy is a fucking asshole

These next two were literally one after the other in my news feed

She didn't stop being a criminal after she lost

I can't tell where this is... Middle East or Standing Rock

This is actually standing rock.  Note the water cannons in sub 32 degree weather.

How to help Standing Rock

Pizzagate

My kinda feminist

good news

Don't stop there though

Looks like Ned

My wife's problems

Here's a picture of most people in my life