Hey, @berniesanders. My ex, @frankbacon asked me to tell you that he's interested in talking with you. I guess he thought since you and I are such good friends now that you might listen to me.
I highly recommend it but then again, the last guy who tried it ended up having a profound psychotic meltdown and hasn't been heard from since, so... < shrug > If you need me, I'll just be out in the backyard, painting my new throne gold and thinking about how grand I am.
RE: "Facts" according to @fulltimegeek #1