In under 5 months I have been able to obtain a spot everyone said I would never even get close to. I am about to crack the panties of having a top 5000 account.
So to celebrate I am making a post about it to pat myself on the back. Hopefully on my 1 year anniversary I can claim a spot in the top 1000.
Fear not people of steemit. I will continue to be the loving soul you have all come to know and love, maybe even run for a witness spot. I will then throw a party for all of my supporters when I become a steem millionaire in Vegas and give you all what you want. I will buy you a hooker and you can finally get laid. That's right. I will drag every one of you basement dwelling virgins out of mamas basement and take you to Vegas for some sweet loving. So keep that in mind when my witness post comes out. I am the only witness that will get you what you have always wanted.
