Hello fellow steemians! After creeping around in the shadows of steemit, we’ve decided to make a little debut and say hello to all you wonderful people.

Without further ado, we are BUTTPACKER and we aim to bring you informative travel content from all over the world with a pinch of naughty. Let’s be honest, we all have that side in us, everyone likes to crack a dirty joke every now and again. So why not break free and let your inner Austin Powers out and join us on our naughty adventures. Groovy, baby!

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We’ve heard a lot of good things about steemit. With all the recent drama from YouTube and Facebook, we wanted to seek out alternate platforms that value original content creators. After being recommended by Reddit’s very own /u/Gallowboob, we decided to give it a go.

So, what to expect from us? Travel tips, penises (tips included) culture, butts, history, vaginas, amazing food and amazing boobs!

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We’ve got booties and boobies a plenty!

We’ve got travelspiration galoreeeee.

You want big butts?

I’ve got twenty!

But who cares?

No big deal

I WANT MOREEEEEEEEEE

*bonus points for those who guess the original song*

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A little bit about us (for those who like to read the boring bits)

We’re Aleks and Norma - the talentless timewasters behind Buttpacker (as our parents put it). It’s always tricky when people ask us where we’re from as being collectively from *7 different countries*, it takes us about 10 minutes to explain the simple question “where are you guys from?”. By the time we’re done, the person normally regrets asking the question.

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Born in the USSR and raised in Uzbekistan (where? Pakistan? Afghanistan?), Aleks is your typical exemplary post-soviet slav by-product born to Russian/Ukrainian parents. Moving to London for the reasons many (£££) would find familiar, Aleks spends a lot of his time selling flats, training Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and going on trips to film cringeworthy content that we use for Buttpacker episodes.

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Norma is half from Hong Kong, half from Italy. Having a flight attendant mum meant a few things: she was often away but would fill the house with snacks from all over the world, extra goodies on flights, and discounted tickets on almost any airline. The latter was made good use of over the last 23+ years flying from home A to home B and more. However, as children of aviation staff may know, all that is due to come to an end upon turning the grand age of 24, which for me will be this October (best birthday present ever!). So, in light of this, there are major plans to make the most of this privilege for 5-6 months to create some panty-dropping Buttpacker content before it ends forever. Aside from an interest in filmmaking and photography, Norma is also a sucker for languages, with an ability to speak 8 languages, swear in 15 and sing in 21 (no joke, video cumming soon).

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Although we’re also present on other Google and Facebook owned platforms, with the notorious rules and regulations in place on them, we were never really able freely to show all the content we wanted to (Thanks for the shadowban instagram - IT WASN’T EVEN A REAL DICK!).

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Here’s to hoping that we will finally be able to showcase our content on a platform that won’t censor us for who we are or place restrictions on what we can or cannot say/show/do (within reason of course!). Oh, and if the above interests you (it’s a TOILET guys), please give us a follow and all shall be revealed about this mysterious toilet which was found in Japan!

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